Heathers and swordfights

Remember Heathers:

Open this in a second tab: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097493/


Also known as:
Lethal Attraction Germany (TV title) / USA (working title)
Atração Mortal Brazil
Escuela de jóvenes asesinos Spain
Fatal Game USA (working title)
Fatal Games France
Häxor, läxor och dödliga lektioner Sweden
Heathers Germany (video title)
Malkot Ha-Keata Israel (Hebrew title)
Série noire au campus Canada (French title)
Schegge di follia Italy
Westerberg High USA (working title)

I've changed their names to protect their identities. Ashley and Andy both of 'em Brits HAD A SWORDFIGHT IN MY MOUTH.



There were differences from the movie:
a) they did not kill each other
b) no it wasn't me either but it um, was.. my mouth
c) actually no one got killed the two of them just um, released (but by agreement their release was completely outside of me :)
d) we hung out for 45 minutes afterwards and both of 'em confirmed they really wanted to do that (um, duh with names like that - they ARE more than best friends)
e) i cannot describe what a swordfight may or may not have been but for a consulting fee I will reveal 99% of details to straight porn producer who can prove that's really his vocation

Ok kids. Swordfights can cause thirst, specially if your door is locked. Much like cetain 80's tracks - this is equally as disruptive (but generally better than) A Birdhouse in Your Soul

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