Press 1 to start sucking and Plants That Bitch

I am at Astricon 2007 and am in a forum of nifty things that can be done with Asterisk.

It has been integrated with Roomba (a geeky vacuum cleaner robot) - i.e. Press 1 to Start sucking.

Also integrated have been moisture sensors in plants - i.e. plants that bitch. When the sensor hits a particular value Asterisk calls you and the plant bitches at you through a recorded voice.