taking a stand against rude orange people

In my last job we had an insufferable arrogant orange person to contend with and it looks like I've got another one. I really think the orange dye soaks into their skin and makes 'em unstable. We're in Arizona... why in the fuck can they not just sit their ass out in the bloody buggery sun and then moisturize afterwards?!

This is going on my car as soon as I get it.