US Airways' CIO, on funeral plans

After the troubles that US Air / America West travelers had with the airline's merger-induced IT integration problems, they sent this out in a newsletter to frequent flyers:

"...we upgraded the software so it works in most cases. But "most cases" isn’t enough, so we’ve ordered 600 new kiosks, with the first 100 arriving in June. Added to a base of 800, that’s a lot of kiosks. In fact, it may even leave one extra, since our CIO, Joe Beery says he’d like to be buried in a kiosk."

I bet there are some inconvenienced passengers that would be willing to help make that a reality. ;)