Lil' Bush - LOVE IT - Catch it on comedy central!

I have a new favorite show. Lil' Bush on Comedy Central. This episode even has a sycophantic Lil' Tony Blair.

This show has Lil' Jeb making the football team - first player not to be required to wear a helmet. Lil' George becomes a cheerleader along with Lil' Tony Blair because they don't make the team.

George Sr. and Barbara are horrified to see that Lil' George is becoming a cheerleader and that he's hanging out with that (wink) British boy. They wouldn't want him to pick up any of those British mannerisms.

The cheerleading esclates to the point where Lil' Tony and Lil' George wind up in actual cheerleader uniforms on the football field and George Sr. barks into his watch "Commece operation tranquilize everyone who saw my son do all that gay shit." The black helicopters descend and soldiers use machine-tranquilizer-guns to knock out everyone.

Then theres a lovely father-son moment where George Sr. tells the story of Barbara - He created her by digging up George Washington's body for the head, William Howard taft for the breasts, and Betsy Ross "for the lady parts." Then he reanimates the body a'la frankenstein.

The previous show features a miniaturized Al-Qaeda!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW. My PVR is programmed to record every episode.

the taliban's beard ban

I saw one comment that we should air-drop bic shavers.

It's flawed logic. You can't take a razor on a plane.

Israelis vote for Eurovision nuclear apocalypse but wait a minute, Israel isn't IN Europe

From The Register http://www.theregister.com/
Israelis have "voted overwhelmingly" to send a song having a poke at Iran's nuclear ambitions to this year's Eurovision Song Contest, the BBC reports.

In a move likely to have Mahmoud Ahmadinejad choking on his Rice Krispies this morning, Teapacks' Push the Button will wow the Helsinki crowds in May with lines such as: "The world is full of terror, if someone makes an error, he's gonna blow us up to kingdom come."

This raises an interesting if pointless question - what would one rename Snap, Crackle and Pop in Farsi?

The song continues, in traditional Eurovision style: "And I don't wanna die, I wanna see the flowers bloom, don't wanna go kaput-kaboom."

The fun-filled ditty was selected by Israeli music-lovers from among four Teapacks offerings, including the "facetiously titled" Salam Salami, "so-named after the group discovered that its original lyrics, with words taken from the Bible, broke Eurovision Song Contest rules on suitable content".

Defending their contribution to peace in the Middle East, Teapacks say "it is their role to stir up controversy". Singer Kobi Oz explained: "The idea is to do something that crosses the accepted norms."

And just to prove how far Eurovision has come since the days of Cliff Richard and Abba, former Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins will on 17 March battle former East 17 star Brian Harvey and ex-Atomic Kitten Liz McClarnon for the honour to represent the UK in Finland. Reports that Marilyn Manson and Iggy Pop will this year give forth for Cyprus with a rendition of the old favourite Gonna Greece your partition, Gonna stuff your Turkey are unconfirmed. ®

You can see the video (as of this writing) on YouTube at this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpWYFoSrmRA

Lyrics are in English, French, Hebrew and Italian.