Late night USA cable TV - you have to check out "shop erotic!" just once if you get the Oxygen channel

These two very average women do this shop at home schtick.

They are very modestly dressed and are just completely deadpan about the items on offer:

Some examples -
Original Jack Rabbit 6 1/2" dong w/ Suction Cup and bonus "Pink Water"
10" dong with suction cup "that you can attach to the shower wall, a chair or wherever"
(Just don't stick it to the windshield of your car in California, suction cup attachments to the windshield are illegal. Suction cupped anywhere else in your car is probably fine...)
Loveclone Vibrating Stroker
Glow in the Dark Clone-a-Willy Kit "Make an exact vibrating rubber copy of any penis."

But a picture is worth thousands of words. Mostly safe for work...