Take this pill and lose weight - Alli hits the US market

Americans, who want everything NOW, have a pill to help them lose weight faster. In any drugstore you can see the big display for Alli. In some stores the display is the same size as a small car. (If you're the same size as the display, you're the target market for this drug...)

Here's the rub. You have to be very certain that you're going to eat low-fat diets. Why? If this miracle drug is in your system and you eat a high-fat meal you're going to shit yourself.

The warning label says as much. It advises that you should carry a change of dark-colored clothes with you when you first start taking it!

The well water on the farm in Uruguay had the same effect and it was much cheaper.