Super Bowl brings super ho's

The Super Bowl is in Phoenix this year and starts in 16 days and 10 hours from now. The cheapest remaining tickets available "officially" are $7,500.00 each.

"People come to the Super Bowl looking for a good time. High-class prostitutes are known to travel the glittering circuit of sporting events, hoping to be the ones to provide it.

But Valley police plan to spoil those kinds of party plans."

In other words, if you've not already made arrangements for your high class ($1000 and up) prostitute to entertain at your Super Bowl pre- or post- party, the risk has gone up. I'm sure the really expensive sex workers have already received confirmation messages on their blackberries from the executive assistants of the customers.

The ones that don't have that hole rented out yet better be careful about how they advertise, could be a cop answering the ad. Visitors to the valley looking to play that 1 (or 2) hole game (hitting the 2nd hole is usually more expensive) that ain't golf better be careful... Could be a cop advertising in print or on the net.