Ancap lubricants in surprising places

No, not those places. Get your mind out of the gutter. On the way home from the gym I stopped at a gas station to buy a bottle of water. When I went to drink from the bottle I discovered that the bag had some sort of clear grease all inside it. Feo, feo. Would've gone back to complain but it was close to closing time at Tienda Inglesa and I needed stuff for lunch for tomorrow.