Pussyhound
My dog is very smart.  This afternoon I had a guest over and I realized I had a chance for Shaggy to show what she's learned.  I had her do the roll-over-for-a-treat trick (she knew that one when I got her).  I had her "bring me your leash" - and she did.  It took a few weeks to teach that one but she does it pretty consistently.The last one I demonstrated truly shocked my guest - but that was the intent all along. I want my dog to be memorable. Shaggy was at the other end of the apartment and I called out, "Shaggy, want some pussy?"
My guest was shocked to see that the dog came RUNNING in response to this.
I explained that just as often as I ask her if she wants to go outside, I ask her the other question so it means the same thing.
But that's my girl. Ask her about pussy and she comes running. I figure since I'm the exact opposite of a pussyhound, there may as well be one in the house.

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